What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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