- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you end a sentence

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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