- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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