Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

poopy is poopy

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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