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Whats 1+1? window!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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