Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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