What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what this: b a dead one of these: p

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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