your mom gave me head.....phones

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's up? Your time.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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stinky boner

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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