- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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