Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A seal walks into a club.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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