What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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