What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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