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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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