- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

I am a mime

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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