why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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WNBA

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Anti Joke

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