A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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