- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I am a mime

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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