- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Firgen and the blung brigade

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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