- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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