- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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