- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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