- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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