What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Knock knock.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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tim has no humor

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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