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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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