- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Tim likes girls

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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