- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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