What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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