- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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