- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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