Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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penis in the camel

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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