a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

WILLY

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Anti Joke

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