- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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