- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

woman's rights

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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