Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Set up Punch line.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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