Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

bronson watt walks into a bar.

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

women's rights.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Who is it?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's your blood type? Red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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