- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Your gay

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

pull my finger (farts)

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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