- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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