what did jacob say to coach a joke

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It's all Taggart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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