your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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