Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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RUN

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call an arab ?

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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