Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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