- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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