Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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