How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Connor is homosexuaI

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

360 NO SCOPE

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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