- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

it was all Tagart

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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