Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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