Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Oh s***

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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