- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Niall Horan

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

PENIS lol

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Worms don't like apples.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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