Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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