- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Justin's life

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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