your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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