- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

No soap radio

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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