- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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