- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

you give like i give lomain

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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