Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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