- Anti Joke

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Charlie Sheen

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.