Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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