- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Hail Hitler

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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