- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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