Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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