Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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