How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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