Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

I'm Coming

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Small Penis.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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