- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

mikey is cute

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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