- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Women's rights.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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