-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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woman's rights

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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