Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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