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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

your so fat. your fat!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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