One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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