while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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