- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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