Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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