I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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