Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Racial Equality

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's up? Your time.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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