whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

BIG MAC'S

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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